Oh men 

Oh men

oh men 

Touch my tail 

Made by clay 

Superior at bay 

Mark what I say 

Make it stay 

Rub it in your  pain 

Oh men, oh men, yes men 

Yess mam 

I would like to say 

But hey 

There is no way 

Since I pay 

You will lay 

And there will be no tale 

Oh men oh men oh men 

Let me scratch 

Your pet 

And you won’t regret 

Since we met 

You were wet 

And you couldn’t wait till the end 

Oh men, oh men, oh men 

They make the story 

But very corny 

Ego’s made by ivory 

Easy to break 

But diffult to remake

Oh men, oh men, oh men 

What have you done with yourself